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"Then tread lightly Wade Wilson. I did not sit in that chair for ten years for nothing. I will have what is rightfully mine!"
—Thanos in How Deadpool 2 Should Have Ended.

Thanos is a character from Marvel Comics and the main antagonist of the Marvel Cinematic Universe. He is a super villain who desires to acquire the Infinity Stones. He makes his first appearance in the How Guardians of the Galaxy Should Have Ended HISHE and later in the end credits of the How Avengers: Age of Ultron Part Two Should Have Ended HISHE.

Biography[]

Thanos is very fond of his chair as he has been sitting on it for so long. In How Spider-Man Homecoming Should Have Ended Thanos says, "I'm the guy in the chair!" after Ned asks Peter if he can be the guy in the chair and in Infinity War Alternate HISHE instead of sacrificing Gamora, Thanos sacrifices his chair.

How Guardians of the Galaxy Should Have Ended[]

Thanos' first appearance in a HISHE video. Ronan the Accuser complains about Thanos' laziness. Ronan talks about if the orb will change his daily routine to which Thanos responds, “I will rule the universe and sit in this chair”.

How The Avengers: Age of Ultron Should Have Ended - Part Two[]

Thanos makes an appearance at the end of the video. He puts on the Infinity Gauntlet and says “Fine! I’ll do it myself.” Emperor Palpatine then tells him to clean the toilet if he wants to keep his job as a janitor. This is the first video where Thanos is shown to be working as a janitor.

Villain Pub - The Boss Battle[]

Thanos is sitting on a toilet when Batman comes into the Villain Pub. Batman steals the Infinity Gauntlet from Thanos and uses it to punch Joker back in time.

How Doctor Strange Should Have Ended[]

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Thanos says whilst in the Dark Dimension “Dormammu is so fat! Everywhere he goes he becomes the Dark Dimension!”.

How Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2 Should Have Ended[]

The Villain Pub is flooded. Thanos says, “I have a problem with this!”.

How Spider-Man Homecoming Should Have Ended[]

Thanos appears from a portal while Peter and Ned are doing PE.

Villain Pub - 12 Days of Christmas[]

Thanos sings “Six Infinity Stones” whilst sitting on his chair with the Infinity Gauntlet.

How Thor Ragnarok Should Have Ended[]

Thanos says to Hela “Hey! How you doin? Someone’s lookin... Hela fine!”. Hela replies by saying “Ugh!”.

Villain Pub - The Dead Pool[]

The villains make bets on who Thanos will kill in Infinity War. Most villains bet on Thanos killing their arch nemesis's such as Hela betting, he kills Loki, Red Skull betting he kills Captain America and Apocalypse betting he kills Wolverine.

Villain Prediction (s)
Joker Thanos killing no one and Loki faking his death and killing Thanos.
Voldermort Thanos killing Iron Man, Doctor Strange, Hulk, Hawkeye and Spider-Man.
Red Skull Thanos killing Captain America three times.
Hela Thanos killing Loki.
Ego Nebula killing Thanos.
Apocalypse Thanos killing Wolverine.
Ultron Thanos killing Vision and Scarlet Witch.
Yellowjacket Thanos killing Falcon, Ant-Man, Black Widow, Drax, War-Machine and Korg.
Zod Zod makes no predictions though he says he will be upset if Thanos kills Groot.
Palpatine Thanos killing everyone except Ant-Man because Ant-Man goes molecular and destroys Thanos with Captain Marvel.

How Avengers Infinity War Should Have Ended[]

Thanos and Gamora travel to Vormir, where Gamora reveals that the Soul Stone is at the bottom of a lake of acid lava. He turns the lake into bubbles but cannot find the stone. Gamora thinks it was turned into bubbles as well. Thanos tells Gamora that Nebula will pay for this. They teleport back to his base, where they find out that Nebula has in fact managed to escape. Doctor Strange goes forward in time to see all the possible outcomes that the Avengers win. They won five. The first time, Strange uses a cloak of levitation and sling-ring, allowing him to sever the Gauntlet arm. The second time, the Avengers and the Guardians of the Galaxy are trying to pin Thanos down, until Strange turns Thanos into a baby Thanos. Drax decides to kill him, but Spider-Man tells him not to since he was just a baby. Iron Man takes him home. The third time, Thanos confesses that he murdered Gamora. Quill is enraged, causing Nebula to knock him out. Iron Man and Thanos pull off the Infinity Gauntlet. Nebula puts it on and kills Thanos. Nebula takes it off and Strange carries it away. The fourth time, Wong sends Thanos's army to the mirror dimension.

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Thor cuts Thanos' arm off.

The fifth time, Thor attacks Thanos using Strombreaker and stabs him with it. Thanos says, "You should have aimed for the head". Thor replies by saying "Yeah, I was kind of thinking the same thing. But then, I thought...Nah!!! the arm is good". The scene then sees that Stormbreaker has in fact chopped off the Infinity Gauntlet. Later, while boasting about the victory and their pasts, Thor snaps his fingers twice, and Rocket Raccoon tells him off. Later, a wounded Thanos is seen sitting in a pub (with a bandage on his arm and an array of drinks the color of the Stones) alongside the other villains like Joker, Lord Voldemort and Darth Sidious/Emperor Palpatine. Suddenly, people in the pub start to disintegrate including General Zod, Poison Ivy, Jason Voorhees, Bane, 2013's Khan Noonien Singh, Magneto, a Xenomorph, a Predator, Maleficent, Thanos, The Joker, Lord Voldemort, Pennywise, Electro and Jaws. Palpatine sends for Deadpool using a modified pager (similar to Nick Fury's one in Avengers: Infinity War) before he disintegrates as well.

Infinity War Alternate HISHE[]

Thanos and Gamora travel to get the soul stone and are confronted by Red Skull. Thanos must sacrifice someone he loves. Gamora mocks Thanos for crying. Thanos then, to Gamora's surprise, sacrifices his chair. In the next scene Thanos and his army attack the Asgardians. Heimdall then teleports Thanos and his army away.

How Deadpool 2 Should Have Ended[]

Deadpool goes back in time to when Thor cuts Thanos' arm off and takes the Infinity Gauntlet. He then saves all the villains from their fate of disintegrating.

Villain Pub - Best Picture Summary (Oscars 2019)[]

Thanos is sad because he wasn't nominated for Best Picture. He discusses why he thinks he is better than the other nominations to the villains at the Villain Pub whilst drinking infinity stone-colored shots.

How Captain Marvel Should Have Ended[]

The HISHE video covers the plot-hole of Nick Fury not calling Captain Marvel for previous problems such as the events of Avengers and Infinity War. Captain Marvel defeats Thanos as he says, “Oh Come On!” at the end of the video.

How Avengers Endgame Should Have Ended[]

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Thor pinning Thanos to the ground with Mjölnir.

Thanos is mad that the missiles his army sent although causing destruction caused no casualties. Thanos asks Ebony Maw to do it again, and this, all the Avengers die.

Thor uses his hammer Mjölnir to pin Thanos to the ground. Then Thor, Captain America and Iron Man kick Thanos several times. Thor then cuts his head off. Wong sends Thanos' army to the mirror dimension. Wong then uses a Sling Ring to cut Thanos' head off. Scarlet Witch then uses her powers to crush Thanos. Thanos says, "I am inevitable" and Groot says "I am Groot" back and forth. Then Batman says, "I am Batman" and snaps his fingers. Thanos then disappears.

Avengers Endgame Alternate HISHE[]

The villains attend Thanos' funeral which is a parody of Iron Man's funeral from Avengers Endgame. He is then resurrected by Palpatine and becomes the janitor again.

Villain Pub - Return of the Palps (Star Wars Predictions)[]

The villains discuss predictions for The Rise of Skywalker such as famous jedi making an appearance. Emperor Palpatine tells them to shut up and that he won’t let it happen. Loki then says, “It is inevitable, it is your destiny”. The video cuts to Thanos plunging a toilet as he says, “I thought I was inevitable”.

The Avengers - Best Picture Summary 2020[]

The Avengers are sad because they weren’t nominated for best picture and discuss the nominations. Thanos adds commentary several times throughout the video from behind a window.

The Villain Pub - Palpatine's Quarantine[]

Thanos appears as one of Palpatine's lollipop stick figures during his quarantine in the Villain Pub due to coronavirus.

The Villain Pub - The Impostor (Among Us Parody)[]

The villains play Among Us. It is all fun and games until someone kills Emperor Palpatine's most trusted employee - Bowser. An emergency meeting is called, and Thanos gets unanimously voted out by the villains. It is revealed that he was not the impostor.

How DUNE Should Have Started[]

Previously On - DUNE[]

Appearances[]

  • How Guardians of the Galaxy Should Have Ended (First appearance)
  • How Age of Ultron Should Have Ended Part Two
  • Villain Pub - Boss Battle
  • How Doctor Strange Should Have Ended
  • How Guardians of the Galaxy Vol.2 Should Have Ended
  • How Thor: Ragnarok Should Have Ended
  • Villain Pub - Dead Pool (Infinity War)
  • How Avengers: Infinity War Should Have Ended (death)
  • How Deadpool 2 Should Have Ended (resurrected)
  • How Ant-Man and the Wasp Should Have Ended (mentioned)
  • How Captain Marvel Should Have Ended
  • How Avengers: Endgame Should Have Ended
  • Avengers Endgame Alternate HISHE
  • Villain Pub - Palpatine's Quarantine

Trivia[]

  • Thanos can be seen drinking infinity stone-colored shots in many videos.
  • Harley Keener is the only non-villainous character to attend Thanos' funeral.

Gallery[]

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