Super Café is a recurring location in HISHE. It is the general hang-out place for superheroes, particularly Superman and Batman. As a result, the two are among the most frequently appearing characters in HISHE. (Mario visits occasionally, as well).
It serves coffee, burgers (presumably), shawarma, soda and beer.
As Nick Fury was seen disintegrating outside the window and the Avengers attend after the Battle Of New York, it is possible it is in New York City.
History[]
How Superman Should Have Ended[]
After defeating Lex Luthor, Superman discusses the aftermath of the battle with Batman at the café. Superman then notes that Luthor had a piece of Kryptonite, but simply chose to let Superman find it himself. Batman replies that he would have thrown a Batarang at Luthor, and use a gadget on his utility belt to stop the missiles.
How Spider-Man 3 Should Have Ended[]
Under the influence of the Venom Symbiote, Tobey Maguire's Peter Parker struts down the street past Superman and Batman's window. Superman is confused at Peter's antics, but Batman explains that he was dreading it ever since he saw a video of Spider-Man dancing.
How Iron-Man Should Have Ended[]
How The Dark Knight Should Have Ended[]
During a chat at the cafe, Batman suddenly transforms into his Christian Bale incarnation and declares that "it's [his] turn now." Superman wonders what is up with Batman's "stage voice," but Batman leaves.
Later, Batman returns to the cafe and explains how he ran over the Joker, but didn't kill him, and that Gotham hates him now. Superman is appalled, but Batman asserts that this adventure was awesome.
How Thor Should Have Ended[]
After deciding to stay on Earth with Jane Foster instead of returning to Asgard to defeat Loki (confident that Odin will deal with him), Superman is shocked that Thor would leave everything behind to be with Jane, however Batman is on Thor's side claiming "chicks are my kryptonite", after a few seconds Superman reconsiders and agrees with both of them. They discuss Odin being strict and then Thor says "at least I have a father", with Superman claiming it was a burn.
After the credits, Superman and Batman are discussing whether they were going to have a discussion with a superhero every time they come along. Hulk appears at the window, still sad that there was no Incredible Hulk HISHE and then walks away. Superman tells Batman that he is just moody and he'll get over it.
How Captain America Should Have Ended[]
How X-Men First Class Should Have Ended[]
Super Café: Super Social Network[]
Super Cafe: Bat Phone[]
Super Cafe: Bros Before Marios[]
How The Avengers Should Have Ended[]
Following the Battle of New York, the Avengers go have shawarma at the Super Café. Superman is surprised that the café serves food, and the heroes discuss the battle.
Super Café: Pros and Cons[]
How The Dark Knight Rises Should Have Ended[]
How The Amazing Spider-Man Should Have Ended[]
Super Cafe: Trailer Of Steel[]
Super Cafe: Swingers Tribute[]
How Iron Man 3 Should Have Ended[]
Tony Stark visits the café and discusses his battle against Aldrich Killian with Superman and Batman. After the story is over, Superman decides to reboot and strips off his underpants before flying off.
How Man Of Steel Should Have Ended[]
Super Café: Versus[]
Super Cafe: Who's a Hero[]
How Thor The Dark World Should Have Ended[]
Thor visits the café expecting a pleasant chat with Superman and Batman, but soon realizes that he was being stood up as Superman and Batman hide outside.
How Batman Begins Should Have Ended[]
The Lego HISHE[]
How Captain America The Winter Soldier Should Have Ended[]
How The Amazing Spider-Man 2 Should Have Ended[]
Following Gwen's death, Andrew Garfield Spider-Man goes to the café and threatens Superman to turn back time and save her lest he shoot Batman. Ultimately, Superman does it, and Gwen and Spider-Man are at the café.
How Guardians of the Galaxy Should Have Ended[]
How X-Men: Days of Future Past Should Have Ended[]
Super Cafe: And The Reboot Goes To[]
Super Cafe: It's On![]
How Avengers: Age of Ultron Part One Should Have Ended[]
The café is obliterated when the remains of Sokovia crash onto the Earth, except for Batman's seat.
How Avengers: Age of Ultron Part Two Should Have Ended[]
How Ant-Man Should Have Ended[]
BAT BLOOD - A Batman V Superman PARODY[]
How Deadpool Should Have Ended[]
How Batman v Superman Dawn of Justice Should Have Ended[]
How Captain America Civil War Should Have Ended[]
After Zemo's defeat, Team Cap visits the café and explains the aftermath. Team Iron Man, having assembled and found their own booth, also joins in.
How X-Men Apocalypse Should Have Ended[]
Super Cafe: Batman Go[]
Villain Pub - The Boss Battle[]
Batman explains to Superman how he stormed the Villain Pub and escaped, neglecting to mention that he was saved by Doctor Strange out of embarrassment.
How Doctor Strange Should Have Ended[]
How Logan Should Have Ended[]
After resurrecting Logan, Deadpool visits the cafe and rubs his butt on the window, much to Superman's exasperation. Deadpool tells Logan to play Superman's theme song, but Logan leaves as Deadpool mocks Batman.
Super Cafe: The Last Trailer[]
How The LEGO Batman Movie Should Have Ended[]
How Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2 Should Have Ended[]
How Wonder Woman Should Have Ended[]
Wonder Woman meets with Supergirl and Batgirl outside the cafe and discuss Wonder Woman's adventures. Batman shows up in the Batmobile to recruit Diana for the Justice League, but the ladies call him out.
How Spider-Man Homecoming Should Have Ended[]
After joining the Avengers, Spider-Man and Tony visit the cafe and explain Spider-Man's story. Superman challenges Tony out of recruiting a minor into the Avengers while Rhodey complains that Tony is using Spider-Man to take his place and Tobey Maguire and Andrew Garfield confront Spider-Man for replacing them. Spider-Man explains that he's home now and that he won't be replaced, but Miles Morales arrives and counters that notion.
Later, Batman is visited by Michelle "MJ" Jones, who reveals that she sketches people in crisis at the cafe. She accidentally shows him a drawing of Martha, but quickly shows a picture of Ben Affleck.
How The Incredibles Should Have Ended[]
Mr. Incredible visits the café and explains how he got Buddy to be his ward and how the supers challenged those who sued them. Elastigirl arrives and is introduced to Superman and Batman by Bob, but Superman leaves in embarrassment.
How Thor Ragnarok Should Have Ended[]
After rescuing all the Asguardians and arriving on Earth, Thor and Loki visit Super Cafe, where Superman and Batman present their distrust for Loki, and also discuss Hulk's absence.
How Justice League Should Have Ended[]
After Steppenwolf's death, the Justice League convene at the café and comment about their adventure's flaws. Martha finally arrives and destroys the café, much to Batman's horror.
How Black Panther Should Have Ended[]
T'Challa orders the café's reconstruction and remarks on the usefulness of vibranium with Superman and Batman.
How Avengers Infinity War Should Have Ended[]
The Avengers and Guardians convene at the café's biggest booth and reminisce of the MCU's history. When Korg arrives and blasts music from a jukebox, Thor (who has the Infinity Gauntlet) snaps his fingers with it while enjoying the music, accidentally killing the patrons of the Villain Pub.
Super Cafe: Teens and Titans[]
How Ant-Man and the Wasp Should Have Ended[]
How The Incredibles 2 Should Have Ended[]
Super Cafe: Nostalgia Detective[]
How Aquaman Should Have Ended[]
How Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse Should Have Ended[]
How Captain Marvel Should Have Ended[]
How Shazam! Should Have Ended[]
How Avengers: Endgame Should Have Ended[]
After Tony is resurrected and Thanos is destroyed, the Avengers gather at the café, which is covered in a gigantic pile of box office money, and celebrate, but not before time-traveling to bring back Black Widow and make Captain America young again.
How Venom Should Have Ended[]
How Spider-Man: Far From Home Should Have Ended[]
Super Cafe: Duh Plus[]
How Joker Should Have Ended[]
Super Cafe: The Next Knight Rises[]
How Birds of Prey (And the Fantabulous Emancipation of One Harley Quinn) Should Have Ended[]
How Spider-Man 2 Should Have Ended[]
Maguire Spider-Man is seen dorkily walking past the cafe before freeze-framing himself in front of Superman and Batman's window, waiting for a transition. Superman expresses his hope that Peter dorkily strutting past their window will not be a thing in the future.
How Iron Man 2 Should Have Ended[]
How Wonder Woman 1984 Should Have Ended[]
Super Cafe - Snyder Cut[]
How WandaVision Should Have Ended[]
How The Falcon And The Winter Soldier Should Have Ended[]
How Black Widow Should Have Ended[]
How The Suicide Squad Should Have Ended[]
How Shang-Chi Should Have Ended[]
How Spider-Man Should Have Ended[]
How Spider-Man No Way Home Should Have Ended[]
How The Snyder Cut Should Have Ended[]
How The Batman Should Have Ended[]
How Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness Should Have Ended[]
How Thor Love and Thunder Should Have Ended[]
How Black Adam Should Have Ended[]
How Eternals Should Have Ended[]
How Black Panther: Wakanda Forever Should Have Ended[]
Super Cafe: Let's-A Go[]
How Ant-Man and the Wasp: Quantumania Should Have Ended[]
How Shazam! Fury of the Gods Should Have Ended[]
How Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3 Should Have Ended[]
How The Flash Should Have Ended[]
How Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse Should Have Ended[]
How The Marvels Should Have Ended[]
How Batman Should Have Ended[]
List of Heroes and Villains who have been in Super Cafe[]
- Superman
- Superman (George Reeves)
- Superman (1978-1987 film series)
- Superman (Nicolas Cage)
- Superman (DC Extended Universe)
- Batman
- Batman (1939 comic)
- Batman (Adam West)
- Batman (1989-1992 film series)
- Batman (George Clooney)
- Batman (DC Animated Universe)
- Batman (The Dark Knight Trilogy)
- Lego Batman
- Batman (DC Extended Universe)
- Batman (The Batman)
- Avengers
- Iron-Man
- Captain America
- Hulk
- Thor
- Hawkeye
- Black Widow
- Captain Marvel
- Quicksilver
- Scarlet Witch
- Falcon / Captain America
- War Machine
- Vision
- Ant-Man
- Loki
- X-Men
- Professor X
- Magneto
- Wolverine
- Quicksilver
- Colossus
- Negasonic Teenage Warhead
- Deadpool
- Spider-Man
- Spider-Man (Raimi's Trilogy)
- Spider-Man (The Amazing Duology)
- Spider-Man (Marvel Cinematic Universe)
- Miles Morales
- Miles G. Morales/Prowler (Earth-42)
- Spider-Gang
- Emma Frost
- Supergirl
- Supergirl (Flashpoint)
- Supergirl (Helen Slater)
- Mr. Freeze
- Wisecracker
- Riddler
- Two-Face (Batman Forever)
- Penguin
- Green Lantern
- Mario
- Elastigirl
- Jack-Jack
- The Doctor
- Doctor Strange
- The Ancient One
- Karl Mordo (employee)
- Wong
- Justice League
- Wonder Woman
- Aquaman
- Cyborg
- The Flash
- The Flash (Flashpoint)
- Bucky Barnes
- Gwen Stacy
- Guardians of the Galaxy
- Star-Lord
- Gamora
- Rocket Raccoon
- Groot
- Drax The Destroyer
- Mantis
- Nebula
- Yondu Undota
- Black Panther
- Shuri
- Okoye
- Mera
- Wasp
- Hank Pym
- Janet Van Dyne
- Cassie Lang
- Nick Fury
- Talos
- Goose
- Mr. Incredible
- Dash
- Violet
- Detective Pikachu
- Michelle "MJ" Jones
- Dora Skirth
- Monica Rambeau
- Darcy Lewis
- Jimmy Woo
- Yelena Belova
- Melina Vostokoff
- Red Guardian
- Shang-Chi
- Ying-Nan
- Eternals
- Sersi
- Ikaris
- Thena
- Gilgamesh
- Makkari
- Kingo
- Sprite
- Karun Patel
- Norman Osborn
- Otto Octavius
- Max Dillon
- Curt Connors
- Flint Marko
- America Chavez
- Korg
- Miek
- Jane Foster/Mighty Thor
- Valkyrie
- Pepper Potts
- Toothgrinder and Toothgnasher
- Black Adam
- T'Challa II
- Shazam
- Darkseid
- James Gordon
- Robin
- Robin (Batman 1966)
- Batgirl
- Batgirl (Leslie Grace)
- Ms. Marvel