Super Cafe

Super Café

Super Café is a recurring location in HISHE. It is the general hang-out place for superheroes, namely Superman and Batman. (Mario visits occasionally, as well).

It serves coffee, burgers (presumably), shawarma, soda and beer.


How Superman Should Have Ended

After defeating Lex Luthor, Superman discusses the aftermath of the battle with Batman at the café. Superman then notes that Luthor had a piece of Kryptonite, but simply chose to let Superman find it himself. Batman replies that he would have thrown a Batarang at Luthor, and use a gadget on his utility belt to stop the missiles.

How Spider-Man 3 Should Have Ended

Under the influence of the Venom Symbiote, Tobey Maguire's Peter Parker struts down the street past Superman and Batman's window. Superman is confused at Peter's antics, but Batman explains that he was dreading it ever since he saw a video of Spider-Man dancing.

How Iron-Man Should Have Ended

How The Dark Knight Should Have Ended

During a chat at the cafe, Batman suddenly transforms into his Christian Bale incarnation and declares that "it's [his] turn now." Superman wonders what is up with Batman's "stage voice," but Batman leaves.

Later, Batman returns to the cafe and explains how he ran over the Joker, but didn't kill him, and that Gotham hates him now. Superman is appalled, but Batman asserts that this adventure was awesome.

How Thor Should Have Ended

How Captain America Should Have Ended

How X-Men First Class Should Have Ended

Super Café: Super Social Network

Super Cafe: Bat Phone

Super Cafe: Bros Before Marios

How The Avengers Should Have Ended

Following the Battle of New York, the Avengers go have shawarma at the Super Café. Superman is surprised that the café serves food, and the heroes discuss the battle.

Super Café: Pros and Cons

How The Dark Knight Rises Should Have Ended

How The Amazing Spider-Man Should Have Ended

Super Cafe: Trailer Of Steel

Super Cafe: Swingers Tribute

How Iron Man 3 Should Have Ended

Tony Stark visits the café and discusses his battle against Aldrich Killian with Superman and Batman. After the story is over, Superman decides to reboot and strips off his underpants before flying off.

How Man Of Steel Should Have Ended

Super Café: Versus

Super Cafe: Who's a Hero

How Thor The Dark World Should Have Ended

Thor visits the café expecting a pleasant chat with Superman and Batman, but soon realizes that he was being stood up as Superman and Batman hide outside.

How Batman Begins Should Have Ended

The Lego HISHE

How Captain America The Winter Soldier Should Have Ended

How The Amazing Spider-Man 2 Should Have Ended

Following Gwen's death, Garfield's Peter goes to the café and threatens Superman to turn back time and save her lest he shoot Batman. Ultimately, Superman does it, and Gwen and Spider-Man are at the café.

How Guardians of the Galaxy Should Have Ended

How X-Men: Days of Future Past Should Have Ended

Super Cafe: And The Reboot Goes To

Super Cafe: It's On!

How Avengers: Age of Ultron Part One Should Have Ended

The café is obliterated when the remains of Sokovia crash onto the Earth, except for Batman's seat.

How Avengers: Age of Ultron Part Two Should Have Ended

How Ant-Man Should Have Ended

Bat Blood

How Deadpool Should Have Ended

How Batman v Superman Should Have Ended

How Captain America Civil War Should Have Ended

After Zemo's defeat, Team Cap visits the café and explains the aftermath. Team Iron Man, having assembled and found their own booth, also joins in.

How X-Men Apocalypse Should Have Ended

Super Cafe: Batman Go

Villain Pub - The Boss Battle

Batman explains to Superman how he stormed the Villain Pub and escaped, neglecting to mention that he was saved by Doctor Strange out of embarrassment.

How Doctor Strange Should Have Ended

How Logan Should Have Ended

After resurrecting Logan, Deadpool visits the cafe and rubs his butt on the window, much to Superman's exasperation. Deadpool tells Logan to play Superman's theme song, but Logan leaves as Deadpool mocks Batman.

Super Cafe: The Last Trailer

How The LEGO Batman Movie Should Have Ended

How Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2 Should Have Ended

How Wonder Woman Should Have Ended

Wonder Woman meets with Supergirl and Batgirl outside the cafe and discuss Wonder Woman's adventures. Batman shows up in the Batmobile to recruit Diana for the Justice League, but the ladies call him out.

How Spider-Man Homecoming Should Have Ended

After joining the Avengers, Spider-Man and Tony visit the cafe and explain Spider-Man's story. Superman challenges Tony out of recruiting a minor into the Avengers while Rhodey complains that Tony is using Spider-Man to take his place and Tobey Maguire and Andrew Garfield confront Spider-Man for replacing them. Spider-Man explains that he's home now and that he won't be replaced, but Miles Morales arrives and counters that notion.

Later, Batman is visited by Michelle "MJ" Jones, who reveals that she sketches people in crisis at the cafe. She accidentally shows him a drawing of Martha, but quickly shows a picture of Ben Affleck.

How The Incredibles Should Have Ended

Mr. Incredible visits the café and explains how he got Buddy to be his ward and how the supers challenged those who sued them. Elastigirl arrives and is introduced to Superman and Batman by Bob, but Superman leaves in embarrassment.

How Thor Ragnarok Should Have Ended

How Justice League Should Have Ended

After Steppenwolf's death, the Justice League convene at the café and comment about their adventure's flaws. Martha finally arrives and destroys the café, much to Batman's horror.

How Black Panther Should Have Ended

T'Challa orders the café's reconstruction and remarks on the usefulness of vibranium with Superman and Batman.

How Avengers Infinity War Should Have Ended

How Deadpool 2 Should Have Ended

Super Cafe: Teens and Titans

List of Heroes and Villains who have been in the Superhero Cafe

  • Superman
  • Batman
  • Mario
  • The Doctor
  • Wonder Woman
  • Winter Soldier
  • Gwen Stacy
  • Star-lord
  • Gamora
  • Rocket Raccoon
  • Groot
  • Drax The Destroyer
  • Quicksilver
  • Scarlet Witch
  • Falcon
  • War Machine (AKA Rhodey)
  • The Vision
  • Black Panther
  • Mantis
  • Mr. Incredible
  • Michelle "MJ" Jones