"If you were chick, who'd be the person in the whole galaxcy would sleep with?"

"Lando Calrissian!"

- Finn and Poe Dameron

Lando was 1st seen watching Vader with stormtroopers. He watched as he saw Darth Vader pull Han Solo's gun away from him. a year later, he watched Jabba's room explode. Later, he watched the rebel planning. The rebels said he was one of the only rebels who didn't die trying to accomplish things. He was last seen celebrating the rebel victory. 30 years later, Poe Dameron and Finn agreed they wanted to sleep with him.


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