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CharactersEdit

  • Tony Stark/Iron Man
  • Pepper Potts
  • J.A.R.V.I.S.
  • Harley Keener
  • Iron Legion
  • Aldrich Killian
  • Superman
  • Batman
  • James Rhodes
  • Mr. President/Iron Patriot
  • Trevor Slattery / the Mandarin

TranscriptEdit

  • Tony Stark: Okay, J.A.R.V.I.S., I just gave my home address to an international terrorist and challenged him to a fight... I want you to cancel all detective work rendering projects, and focus ALL of our resources on defending my house from attack. Alright?
  • J.A.R.V.I.S.: Very well, sir! Shall I engage the "House Party" protocol now then?
  • Tony Stark: Sure why not?
  • Aldrich Killian: (Gasp)
  • Iron Man Armors: TANK MISSILES!!!!
  • Tony Stark: So, who's bullying you?
  • Harley Keener: How'd you know I get picked on at school?
  • Tony Stark: Because you hang out with middle age guys in garages.
  • Harley Keener: Oh.
  • Tony Stark: Here kid, have a weaponized flare to use on a bully or... whatever.
  • Harley Keener: Is this legal?
  • Tony Stark: You're Freakin Me OUT! Aaaauggahahuahuuuuhhhh! You realize this is the exact premise of the Pixar film "Incredibles."
  • Aldrich Killian: What?! No!
  • Tony Stark: Yes.
  • Aldrich Killian: No it isn't.
  • Tony Stark: Yes it is. I met you a long time ago, hurt your feelings, which pushed you over the edge, and now your a super villain currently with the upper hand, and I'm temporarily trapped. It's totally same story.
  • Aldrich Killian: This is not! ... First of all... I'm surprised Tony Stark even knows that movie well enough to reference it's story line, And secondly! What do you mean "temporarily trapped"?

  • Tony Stark: Hey how come your bra didn't burn in the fire?
  • Pepper Potts: What?
  • (Avengers arrives)
  • Captain America: Tony! The world's is in danger! It's time to assemble! We need you!
  • Hulk: Raar-Avenegers... Need Tony!
  • Tony Stark: Oh, you guys are still around!

  • Thor: Hazaaaah! I heard your brothers and sister! Let us go forth to victory!

  • Captain America: You wanna take Tony's place on this one?
  • Pepper Potts: Me?
  • Nick Fury: Yeah girl! You wanna go save the world?
  • Pepper Potts: Really? That actually sounds exciting!

  • Nick Fury: So wanna go with us?
  • Pepper Potts: Okay!

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