Tony Stark: Okay, J.A.R.V.I.S., I just gave my home address to an international terrorist and challenged him to a fight... I want you to cancel all detective work rendering projects, and focus ALL of our resources on defending my house from attack. Alright?
J.A.R.V.I.S.: Very well, sir! Shall I engage the "House Party" protocol now then?
Tony Stark: Sure why not?
Aldrich Killian: (Gasp)
Iron Man Armors: TANK MISSILES!!!!
Tony Stark: So, who's bullying you?
Harley Keener: How'd you know I get picked on at school?
Tony Stark: Because you hang out with middle age guys in garages.
Harley Keener: Oh.
Tony Stark: Here kid, have a weaponized flare to use on a bully or... whatever.
Harley Keener: Is this legal?
Tony Stark: You're Freakin Me OUT! Aaaauggahahuahuuuuhhhh! You realize this is the exact premise of the Pixar film "Incredibles."
Aldrich Killian: What?! No!
Tony Stark: Yes.
Aldrich Killian: No it isn't.
Tony Stark: Yes it is. I met you a long time ago, hurt your feelings, which pushed you over the edge, and now your a super villain currently with the upper hand, and I'm temporarily trapped. It's totally same story.
Aldrich Killian: This is not! ... First of all... I'm surprised Tony Stark even knows that movie well enough to reference it's story line, And secondly! What do you mean "temporarily trapped"?
Tony Stark: Hey how come your bra didn't burn in the fire?
Pepper Potts: What?
Captain America: Tony! The world's is in danger! It's time to assemble! We need you!
Hulk: Raar-Avenegers... Need Tony!
Tony Stark: Oh, you guys are still around!
Thor: Hazaaaah! I heard your brothers and sister! Let us go forth to victory!
Captain America: You wanna take Tony's place on this one?
Pepper Potts: Me?
Nick Fury: Yeah girl! You wanna go save the world?
Pepper Potts: Really? That actually sounds exciting!